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kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.

(via theseagullsarewatching)

Source: kushroom

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thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

(via liamdryden)

Source: trainerjessikawantstobattle

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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(via theseagullsarewatching)

Source: tastefullyoffensive

when people say nice things about you

(via thefreegladelancer)

Source: burghers

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(via liamdryden)

Source: everythingistransparent

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(via thefreegladelancer)

Source: apiphile

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(via thecharliecharmander)

Source: doodoomar

vivlio:

hippist:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG

oh the accuracy ^

love this

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hippist:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG

oh the accuracy ^

love this

(via duet-in-spades)

Source: skate-high

i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me

(via liamdryden)

Source: allinom

shoutout to all those friend groups that are borderline incestuous

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